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"Funny talk"

My son and heir is often coming out with very funny things. The ones he doesn’t intend are generally more amusing:

God knows everything.
… Just like Funky Monkey

(Funky Monkey is a glove puppet, by the way).

On another occasion, the three of us are snuggling up in bed on a Saturday morning, in companionable silence. Then

Mummy, I’ve got something to ask you

Mummy turns over to look at Ben: Yes?

Actually, I’ve got something to tell you, and then something to ask you.

Ok

Mummy, the thing I’ve got to tell you is that your nose is in my eye, and the thing I want to ask is….

One of my favourite anecdotes is still him saying I love you…

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