My son and heir is often coming out with very funny things. The ones he doesn’t intend are generally more amusing:
God knows everything.
… Just like Funky Monkey
(Funky Monkey is a glove puppet, by the way).
On another occasion, the three of us are snuggling up in bed on a Saturday morning, in companionable silence. Then
Mummy, I’ve got something to ask you
Mummy turns over to look at Ben:Yes?
Actually, I’ve got something to tell you, and then something to ask you.
Mummy, the thing I’ve got to tell you is that your nose is in my eye, and the thing I want to ask is….
One of my favourite anecdotes is still him saying