"Geek Jokes"

I love geeky jokes – these ones are all thanks to the Grove Boooks newsletter. Incidentally Grove Books are awesome – theology bookettes on almost any subject you may care to think of. To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.” “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?” A TCP packet walks into […]

"Two-speak"

It’s fab having a 2 year old around – they are so funny. Couple of humurous recent ‘conversations’: Me: I don’t want you two to get into an argument 2yo: But I want to get into an argio Me: No! 2yo: I want to get into an argio, please can we build an argio? 2yo: Is (9yo) brushing his hair? Mum: I doubt it! I’ve never brushed your hair in the mornings. Does that make me a deficient mother! 2yo: No, I don’t think so Mum: Oh, thank you! 2yo: That’s my welcome 9yo: What’s the time Dad? 2yo (interjecting):  […]

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